Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Rules

we had another bad night last night, as far as my attitude and behavior goes.
B has decided he's tired of it, so he told me i was to search through every blog i could find & write down all their rules and punishments, if any are listed. that was my 'homework' for the day. so B came home to something like five pages of rules i'd written down. he then went through and starred the ones he felt were appropriate, changed things, added some of his own. i'm now to reorganize them so that they're legible [he has atrocious handwriting!] and i also felt i'd share them.

thanks to all the lovely boys & girls who's rules i stole! Re-written to avoid plagiarism.

1. I'm not allowed to release myself.

2. If I have to wake my Owner, it must be by going down on him.

3. I am to keep my Owner's drink full and refreshed.

4. I am to cook our meals nightly, unless there's a good reason. On nights when my Owner works late, dinner is to be ready upon his return. All other nights, dinner is to be ready by 8PM.

5. On days when I am not working, I am to clean and organize. Dishes are to be done every two days, preferably while my Owner is at work. Laundry is to be done twice a week. I am to fill all empty water bottles daily & make Kool-Aid or sweet tea, so that my Owner has a choice of beverage.

6. I'm not allowed to wear panties when wearing a skirt/dress in my Owner's presence. Exception : Work, monthly, very good reasons.

7. I am to come whenever my Owner calls for me.

8. I am never to tell my Owner no. When my Owner says 'No.' that means NO, I am not allowed to argue. (I have a pretty big problem with this <.<)

9. I am to do what I am told, promptly, and with a smile.

10. I am to always answer truthfully & with haste.

11. I am not allowed to fight punishment.

12. I am not allowed to back talk.

13. My body is my Owner's body.

14. As such, my body is his to use as he sees fit. It is to be available to him at all times. I am not in control of my sexuality.

15. I am to ask before masturbating.

16. I'm not allowed to have lovers outside of our relationship.

17. I am to exercise for at least thirty minutes three times weekly.

18. I am to get ready for work an hour before I need to leave and I am not to be on the computer whilst doing so.

19. Bed time is 1:30AM and sleep is to be done nude, unless I am having my monthly.

20. No naps without permission.

21. 9:30AM is time to wake up.

22. School work is to be done between 10AM-12PM.

23. I am to shave once a week. All bits.

24. If my Owner comes into the bathroom while I am using it, I am to continue my business and not be ashamed or embarrassed.. He is my Owner, and therefor owns ALL of me, even my bodily functions.

25. If I leave the house without my Owner, I am to let him know that I have arrived safely at my destination. Texting is fine.

26. I am to refrain from saying 'okay' and should use 'yes, Sir' in matters of importance.


1. I will thank my Owner for the discipline received. Along with what I received and why it was necessary.

2. I will be punished harshly and painfully for any infractions and for willfully disobeying. I must also know that I will be forgiven once punishment has been meted out.

3. Sex does NOT follow punishment.

4. I will receive one warning.

5. My first infraction, after warning, will result in ten minutes in the corner.

6. Second infraction will result in spanking with the implement of his choosing, generally depending on how bad I've been.

7. Third infraction will result in twenty minutes of bound alone time to think about what I've done.


  1. sounds like you two have a good start going! rules may change over time to be better suited to your life. I have a lot of the same rules you listed and I can safely say, don't slack ;) Good to see things are coming along for you both *hugs*

  2. I agree with sephanipaige... looks like a good start. :) I especially like the exercise one. I'm terrible about finding motivation to exercise.

    I look forward to hearing how the rules go and if they help modify your behavior to B's liking.

    Love you!

  3. Sephani -- That's because I sort of stole a bunch of your's ... lol ... hope you don't mind :]

    Amy -- *giggles* I'VE RENAMED YOU. HAHAHAA. I love you, too, and I hope they help, also. I mean, I'd like to modify my behavior for *my* liking, too... if that makes sense?

  4. Oh yeah, definitely...makes perfect sense. Like put you in the headspace you want, right?

    -Amy ;]

  5. We have some rules also, though not as in depth as those you have listed here.

  6. lol of course not! I don't mind at all :) There are many times that I've seen other peoples rules and I've thought "hmmm, how do I go about bringing it up to Master without it seeming like I'm topping from the bottom" lol

  7. LOL Sephani -- I know what you mean! In my case, I just sort of make the suggestion. Like 'Maybe, do you think ....' or 'I think this would really help me.'
    & Kitten -- They probly wouldn't be so in-depth 'cept that I'm kind of terrible at times <.<